[Ryohei is in a small forest clearing, with a deer carcass. How he managed to catch a deer with his loud voice and impatience? Who knows, it must have been a really stupid deer.

He's kindling a campfire, and surprisingly enough he seems to be doing it properly, as a few minutes later he succeeds in making a cozy little campfire. The only problem is ( Read more... )

((Backdated to the day of  this incident/ encounter.))
[[Some inaudible words are said...and then all that can be heard is an obnoxiously loud sharp yell of pain. The feed cuts off.]]

((Note: If you're meeting Ryohei in person, assume Temari and Gaara would not be there anymore at that point.))

PAY EXTREMELY CLOSE ATTENTION CITIZENS OF NAMIMORI!!

THERE HAS BEEN A DANGEROUS ZOMBIE BREAKOUT FROM..."ROOM 035"!!!!!

[...]

THEY ARE NO LONGER YOUR LOVED ONES!!!!!

BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL!! THESE ZOMBIES CARRY KNIVES AND OTHER SHARP OBJECTS WITH THEM AND WILL TRY TO HARM YOU!!!!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR LISTENING!!!! [Not that Ryohei's voice really left ( Read more... )

[Ryohei arrives at the manor at what seems to be around 4 in the morning.

He proceeds to yell at a volume that it can be heard through out the entire hallway extremely clearly and through the unknowingly turned on blackberry at an ear-shattering volume.]

"RYOHEI FIGHTO!!! ALRIGHT MY ULTIMATE POWER IS EMERGING N-"
[There's a small pause.]
“ WHY DID IT ( Read more... )